Boredom in Summer

I'm BACK!!! WITH A TAG!!!!!!

2009-05-15T21:46:00.003+08:00

*This post stinks so reader's discretion is advisable.

Yo...people...I have finally gotten off my lazy ass..(to be honest..I'm always online..just lazy to update...) Sorry to those who had come to my blog just to be greeted by a picture of a kitten by the name of Lemon...Oh..Btw...Lemon got catnapped by some evil stray cat who dragged him out of the kitchen before his owner can do anything. Just wait until I track down that stupid cat...My poor darling Lemon.

Anyway...This blog has been pretty much dead and ...wait a minute...do I smell something rotten??? *screws up her nose while a fly flies by
Oh yeah..Guess it's my blog...Oh..no!!!!

I MURDERED IT!!! I MURDERED MY BLOG!!!!

Anyway....Thanks to Bong for tagging me and thus contributing something to revive this lame blog...

Upload your fave picture and answer the question below.
Why did you choose the photo?
Actually..this is one of a bunch of my favourite photos...
Well, I picked this because it is deadly and frightening...enough to give the damn cat who catnapped my cute Lemon a pretty good scare!!!! Bwahahaha....

When was the last time you ate pizza?
The last time a giant flying pizza spaceship landed behind my house and I nearly burst my stomach after my 72...er...73??..er..74 slice??? So..now I'm deathly afraid of pizzas.so don't ever bring me to any pizza parlor or I'll get the 3 nasty looking thugs in the photo to kick your ass....Mwahahaha...

The last song you've listened to?
The begging of mercy by some person who took me within a 10 meter radius of Pizza Hut..That dude really got it bad thanks to the 3 gangstas...HAHAHAHAHA

What are you doing besides answering this tag?
Watching somebody being tickled to death by 3 my evil minions...WAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

Besides your own name, how do you like people to call you?
Lysa with a Y....If ya dared to call me LISA.....I'll...*motioning to her gangstas to get ready

Tag 6 persons, the following questions are related to them.

1.Bong
2.Sarina
3.KTA
4.Rene
5.May
6.Angeline

Who is number 1?
My best friend..since primary 2...so I sayang her very much since we both knocked our heads under the table while trying to play chinese chess which we made with paper...
U dare to kacao her and I'll get my orang to hapus u!!!!

No. 3 has a relationship with?
Mey Sien..hehe.A cool girl who is more "man" and has shorter hair than her boyfriend who now looks like a girl..sorry KTA!!!

Say something about no. 5.
Nothing to say about her....*Stands up and salutes the future 1st female prime minister of Malaysia.

How about no. 4?
Milo peng!!! Milo peng!!!
She's delirious over milo peng!!!
Hair like brother of Phua Chu Beng!!!
She's crazy over Milo peng!!!!

Who's number 2?
Mdm Sarina the Lao Ban Niang!!!!
You'll hear her voice before you see her.(honestly, I think she doesn't need a mic during karaoke sessions)

Say something to number 6.
Wah, you're so tall...

Lemon the kitten...

2009-02-08T21:08:00.006+08:00

*This post is lame so reader's discretion is advisable.

Few days ago, Wendy and I stumbled upon a kitten who was mewing inside a lemongrass bush. It was raining actually and seeing the kitten just beside a big drain which has gotten quite deep with water sent shivers down our spines. What if the poor little kitty fell into the murky rushing waters and drown? So, I took it home. Sadly, I can't keep it because
1. I have 2 dogs and one of them is a total psycho....(Sorry, Coco...)
2. Previously, 3 kittens of mine ended up being mauled to death by my old dogs

So, I called a bunch of people to ask them whether any of them would like an adorable white kitten with beautiful blue eyes.....Yeah, his eyes are blue..and yes again...it's a male..

I even called Angeline and she said of course she would like to have it BUT she is afraid that it will escape and get bitten by the neighbour's dog..
So, I kept Lemon for the night since I couldn't find anyone and it was too late to send it to SSPCA....
Haha..I named it Lemon because we found him in the lemongrass bush...

At first, we decided to gave Lemon to SSPCA but mom called her friend and her friend said her helper might be interested in having a kitten since the helper feels bored at home...
Haha...that helper is sure damn lucky....
The helper was excited about the kitten so Lemon had to go...
I was quite sad as I'm now a little attached to Lemon...he even slept on my tummy...I don't blame him for that.. how soft and comfortable my bulging cushion of a stomach must have felt....

So....bye bye Lemon....I missed ya though you kinda "scream" a lot.....wawawa.....

Oh btw...Lemon makes quite a funny sound when he eats...but whatever...it's SO CUTE!!!

Moo...Moo...The Niu Year is coming...

2009-01-27T15:35:00.007+08:00

*This post is quite boring so viewer's discretion is advised.

I know I haven't blogged about anything for ages now...I have been helping out at my church's kindergarten, Tadika Rajawali. And I had a week off for Chinese New Year...

Well, this is like the first time in years we had a Reunion Dinner since what we usually have is Reunion Lunch because according to mom, it is more convenient and there wouldn't be such a rush to clear the dishes... If you're wondering what our Reunion Dinner was like..take a look at the picture...there's just Mom, Dad, Audrey and me....

Me eating caveman style......

Don't know what Audrey is looking at...

Just Dad and purple rice...
Mom eating....hmm..what's that..?

Yup, pretty simple eh??? Audrey and I wished that we could experience the "commercialized Reunion Dinner" which is always shown in the TV whereby lots of relatives sit around a big round table...and the kiddies say, "Ah Gong, Ah Ma, jiak peng!" Then everyone feasts happily and besides, I want to have a go with pulling the Yee Sang..whatever that is because I never tasted it before...

On the last day of the year, my neighbourhood friends and I would usually hang out together and chat..burn some newspapers for fun which we didn't do this year because it's kinda lame now and besides, we're facing global warming. Shereen, David, Wendy, my sister and I were pretty much cooped up in our house as the stupid and annoying kids outside were lighting "cai lei"( a type of firecracker) which I'm pretty much afraid of as they are VERY LOUD!!!! Another thing is we didn't get to play with sparkles too as we finished our supply last year....So, it was quite a bore at first before we decided it was "cai lei" free and went out....

Well, I made a video of what was left to blog...because I'm lazy to put it to words...Hahahaha...

I'm starting to HATE the new year!!!!

2009-01-01T21:39:00.005+08:00

Why the sudden negative thoughts you asked me???

The reason why I am not in a "YOOHOO!!! NEW YEAR!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA and then BOOM you passed out after you had too much Tiger beer.." mood is because Jodi, one of me best buddies had left me....She has gone..Gone...to another place.........another place called...KL...(you go zzzzzzzz). Well, she's about to start her A levels there.

I sent her off just now...After a lot of hugs...I didn't cry though...As in tears bursting out of my eye sockets!!! Wakaka....I didn't know whether to smile or cry...Well, poor Lydia....(Jodi's younger sister)..All alone in a 2 storey house with an orange tom cat called Garfield in the afternoons...on weekdays....

Just me and Jodi....

Lydia with her sweet smile trying to lure me to stay with her as a replacement.Haha

"HUG!!" yeah...I know I looked like a mountain bear crushing Jodi to death..tho she's trying to smile the pain off....hahaha

Happy New Year!!!!

2009-01-01T09:06:00.003+08:00

2008 has come and gone. 2009 came and I bet a lot of people were probably out partying, having countdowns. Well, all I did was watched You Tube in my PJs..and what did I exactly watched??? TVXQ (yeah, the korean boy band)..hahaha...Later, the tv was switched on in case there were any special new year programmes...I was so tired that I fell asleep but before that I asked my sister to wake me up when the final countdown begins...Anyway...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! WISH YOU GUYS ALL THE BEST!!! GOD BLESS YOU!!!
AHEM...as a token of my appreciation, I dyed my hair PINK..Plus..I went for a PHUA CHU KANG cut...

Last Day of High School...

2008-11-08T10:41:00.005+08:00

Well, Wednesday was the last day of high school....Another chapter of our life has ended...How sad. I would definitely missed spending 6 hours everyday goofing around with my friends. Wait..So, I basically attended school just to play around all day??(My parents or aunts may just kill me for this) Haha...that is so pathetic but at least I have fond memories of my teenage life.

Although I would love to sit back and relax since school has ended but STUPID SPM IS STILL LOOMING AHEAD LIKE A THUNDEROUS BLACK CLOUD!!!!!

Well, I would still get to meet my friends but not under a joyful and relaxed condition...I bet everyone would be busy being zombies staring at their books before entering the examination room.

Anyway, Wednesday was SUPER-DUPER-MEGA-AWESOME-FUN!!!! What we did was totally unthinkable of students in the best class..(I'm not trying to brag here, just merely stating the facts). To be specific, it was totally unthinkable of FEMALE students of the best class..There you go, I said it. The guys were too embarrassed to join in the crazy fun. To be honest, going crazy and acting like a madman was like what we are used to ..especially Bong and me...Haha..Besides, it was the last day so what is there to lose??

So, I posted a video of what we did...

Well, I might as well give a little credit to the guys who helped to cheer and recorded the event.
I hope that all of us 5 Atomians will keep in touch and stay strong forever!!! Woohoo.....

I'm Weirdly Tagged....

2008-11-01T16:47:00.000+08:00

*This blog contains weird stuff so reader's discretion is advisable.

I haven't been updating my blog for a while now and besides I'm lazy to report or go on a monologue here so...Imma do a tag..Well, "thank you", Gloria!

1. Each player of this game starts off with 15 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.
2. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly.
3. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.
4. No tags back!!

1. I like to talk to myself...and I mean OUT LOUD. Sometimes, I also pretend that someone is listening or chatting with me. And sometimes I talk to non-living objects. No, I don't have Imaginary Friend Syndrome and besides that is a little creepy...Sometimes I would go...

*After staring at the chemistry book for hours......

Elyssa: Why do you have to be so mean?!!!!
Chemistry Book:..........................
Elyssa: I hate you! You stupid thing!!!
Chemistry Book:.................................................
Elyssa: Stupid!!! I hate you!!!
Chemistry Book:........................................................................

2.There was one time I drank 20 glasses of water in a day..haha..What?? It's not weird?? Or would you rather I say that I drank 20 glasses NON-STOP???? Gosh, you're sadistic!!!

3.I . TASTED. POOP. BEFORE . There, I said it!!! I'm like SO embarassed!!!! Haha...So, you wanna know what happened??? Well, I was around 5 or 6 that time with my sister who's 3 years younger than me. We're both at our baby sitter's house. Audrey being small, was placed in a huge "basket" so she wouldn't crawl away. I was just sitting next to her enjoying some sour plums that my baby sitter gave me... I reached for what I thought was another sour plum and popped it into my mouth. The sour plum tasted weird and I look around and noticed that there were a few "sour plums" beside my innocent looking sister then I realised...SHE POOPED!!!!
Then, I quickly dashed to the sink and rinsed my mouth...Thank goodness that I didn't bit into it or swallowed it....So, in a way when people say "jiak sai" to me, I can say confidently " No big deal! I tasted it before.." And that may surely draw up some amusing dumbfounded looks....wakaka

4.I used to play with bugs when I was a kid. Bugs like crickets and sago worms. Well for those who don't have a clue what a sago worm looks like, you should just tag along with your parents the next time they go to the market...And why do people sell sago worms at the market? This is because they are supposed to end up in your tummy later after you give them a good deep fry!!! HAHA..Well, personally I don't feel like popping them into my mouth like my dad but what I used to do with them is bathing them, drying them up and then powdering them like babies with talcum powder......Ahhhh, I guess I have the potential to become one of the world's first insect nanny. So, if you have any fanatic insect crazed friends, do introduce me to them.

5.I would love to rob a BAKERY!!! Seriously. Every time I stepped into a bakery, the aroma of the freshly baked cakes and buns would just overpower me. I feel like shoving every piece of cake I see into my big mouth....Ooppss....I sound like a pig...HAHA....So, the next time you read about a bakery heist in the papers, you would have no problem figuring out who the mastermind was......

6.I admire Paris Hilton!!! *your head slams into the keyboard as you can't believe what I just said...* Well, she's not exactly some horny bimbo who just know how to party and make "special" tapes, but she's quite enterprising and independent because I heard that she stopped using her parents money when she turned eighteen. You might at least give her some credit for making some effort for trying out modelling, singing and acting instead of just sucking dry her parents bank account. For all I know, she might just be pretending to act dumb....

7.I enjoy having someone to cut my toe nails for me. I don't know why but it feels good. Maybe, I'm just to lazy to reach all the way to even touch my toes or maybe there's too much flab on my tummy that hurts when I bend??? I used to have my sister cut them for me but nowadays she refused to give me her wonderful service...sigh...I guess I should try growing them out so I can have a shot to break a GUINNESS WORLD RECORD for having the LONGEST toe nails.

8.I would like to be the first Malaysian female to pick up trash on a garbage truck!!! Hahaha...I think it's SUPER cool!!! And I get to ride hanging on the back on the truck.

9.Since I got broadband, I had got addicted to YOU TUBE!!! I can't live without it!!!

10.I used to think that we can lie and sleep on clouds. This is because I used to watch Care Bears when I was a kid. Yup..the bears made the clouds look all soft and comfy.

11.When I was a kid and everyone was watching Power Rangers, I pretended that I was the Pink Ranger.

12.I think I was supposed to be born a boy but somehow my female hormones exceeds my male hormones by 0.0001%, BOOM!!! I was born a girl. And why do I think that way??? Because I have Crayon Shin Chan eyebrows, a mustache, and hairy legs like an orang utan. Not to mention that my shoulders are so broad that it can serve as a dining table.

13.I would love to play in the rain without getting scold by my mom.

14.I wish I was as pretty as any Thailand transexual.......~sigh

15.I'm random and weird.

I tag:
Anybody who wants to do this tag....lazy to list names out....

My new NICKNAME/ my name in short form...

2008-10-05T13:33:00.002+08:00

Well, my actual name is ELYSSA and in short form it is usually written as Lisa...but I discovered that there's a bunch of bimbo-sluttyish characters in movies or tv that are usually named Lisa. Not to mention that there's one or two girls in reality with this particular name that I don't quite like...
So, I decided to do myself some justice.
Hence, I officially unveil my new NICKNAME....voila

I wouldn't mind Lyss or Lyssa though as long you don't put the dreadful "I" in it...
So, kindly respect my wishes and thank you for your cooperation.

I've Been Tagged......

2008-09-21T14:48:00.007+08:00

*This post may be a bore so readers' discretion is advised.

Well, this is the first time I've gotten tagged in blogsphere. FYI, May tagged me and so I had to do this:

Rule: The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his / her perfect lover. Have to mention the gender of his / her perfect lover. Tag 8 other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog. If you are tagged the second time, there is NO need to do this again. Lastly, and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.

Then, I realised wouldn't it be easier if I just name 8 persons that I would love to have as my lover???
*grins gleefully while trying hard not to drool all over the keyboard.

1. William Beckett, the adorable lead singer from The Academy Is.....

2. Brendon Urie, another HOT lead singer from Panic At The Disco..

3.
Jensen Ackles ,the bad boy Winchester brother from the series Supernatural.

4. Jared Padalecki, the sweet younger Winchester brother from the series Supernatural.

5. Steven Strait, a gorgeous American actor.

6. Gerard Way, the sexy lead singer from My Chemical Romance.

7.

Takeshi Kaneshiro, the gorgeous Japanese hunk of an actor.

8. William Moseley, a good looking British actor who starred in the Narnia movies.

Hahahaha...I guess May might be peeved that I modified her tag...so here are the 8 points then...

1. He must love FOOD! Because I don't want to gulp down a Big Mac and stuff my mouth with fries and all he does is stares at me with a piece of lettuce hanging on the side of his mouth.

2. He has to be HOT!!!! (Okay, how come I sound like Paris Hilton???) Nah, just joking...

3. Is a goofball and likes to do crazy stuff with me...Well, I don't want a party pooper guy...haha

4.It would be a BONUS if he's MUSICAL!!! Coz, I think musical guys are so dreamy...That's why there's a bunch of musician's photos up there.....and then, he can write me a song like May's...erhem...

5.Has a sense of ADVENTURE!!! So, crack the whip, my Indy darling...wakaka...

6.Down to earth/ easy going...It would be a pain the ass to have a DIVA boyfriend....

7.It would be the best if he's a Christian so we might share some common principles in life like practicing abstinence....*hint..hint...Joe Jonas hehe...ooppsss..Audrey might kill me for this....

8.Must be able to tolerate my constant non-stop chattering....yeah, I can't stop talking....

OVERALL: He must love me.

I tagged : Rene
Zoe
Priss
Kelvin
KTA

The Journey to the Far End of the World...12th DAY

2008-09-19T17:08:00.000+08:00

*This blog is filled with vivid descriptions of the difficult journey so readers' discretion is advisable.

YAAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOO!!!!
Today was the last day of the zone trial exam and it is also the last time we're ever gonna sit for any exams in high school. (SPM is excluded) Well, a lot of the Form 5 were sleeping in because only those who are taking Chinese were needed to come. So, when the bell finally rang everyone went into a frenzy of 5 seconds . My friends started banging their tables and shouting on top of their lungs. Hahahaha....

After that, I followed Amy home to change because later we're embarking on the most dangerous journey of our life....

Will we survive the wilderness??? Will we be able to overcome the lethal creatures lurking in the undergrowth....????

Don't you dare tell me that your journey to Mount Everest was harder than this...we've actually waded through swamps and wide rivers filled with crocodiles and I just didn't catch it on camera for fear of dropping it!!!

*If you're almost going blind trying to read the words in the video, I apologise. Just ignore them, because what I said was pretty much nonsense.

I Got Woken Up By.....11th DAY

2008-09-18T22:55:00.003+08:00

*This blog is mostly about boring stuff so readers' discretion is advisable.

I was sleeping ever so peacefully and suddenly I felt something warm and firm gripped my arm. I woke up to see a _____________. (What is that you saw??? A snake? A grizzly bear? The abominable snowman? The Jonas Brothers? ...)

Nah, actually what I saw was just a teacher because I was sleeping during exams AGAIN. She asked me" Are you done?" I said yes hoping that she wouldn't kill me or lecture me or anything. Then, she went to "wake" Sze Ting up who was a few feet away from me as she was snoozing too and she asked her the same question. Well, if you want to know the teacher is pretty lucky that both of us didn't get all touchy being woken up unlike some people who would do a karate chop on you if you disturbed them while they are sleeping.

After that, I didn't dare to doze off again in case the teacher crush me like a soda tin and fyi she kinda looks like a grizzly bear.....(ooppsss, no offence!)

Anyway, that's all. Ciao

I Almost Drooled on My Physics Paper....10thDAY

2008-09-17T17:53:00.005+08:00

*This post is full of noisy snores so readers' discretion is advisable.

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ZZZzzZZzzZzzZZzZzZzZzzzzzzz.....................................

That's what I did most in Physics paper 2. I was feeling sleepy that I was having a hard time trying to keep the pen in my hand. Plenty of the questions stumped me...I really had no clue what it's all about but I sure know how to write a song about it though....The stupid song kept popping into my head.....Physics..physics.....(aaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh)...

Well luckily Paper 3 was not that hard but I got warned by my English teacher for something that I didn't even do. What happened was that I looked at Jodi who was obviously feeling bored because she had finished the paper. I happened to glance at Ing Thian and he looked back at me. I don't know what we're exactly doing that moment, we're just staring at each other when the teacher said....

" Stop talking!"

Then she walked to my desk and asked me, "Is there anything that you want to ask? Is there anything you want to say?"

I was dumbfounded because I didn't even utter a single word before that so I answered "No," and looked at her stupidly.

Well..that's the only interesting thing that has happened to me today besides finding out that Puan Hii actually saw the video that I made...Goodness, that's so paiseh........

Anyway...nothing more to say...so ciao.....!!!!

Add Maths is the Death of Me..9th DAY

2008-09-16T20:13:00.001+08:00

*This blog is written by a Math dyslexic so readers' discretion is advisable.

Spell this....

F-A-I-L!!!!!

Yup, that's what I will be getting for my Add Maths...AGAIN!!!!
Seriously, I NEVER passed my Add Maths since Form 4..............................
I was never at peace with it anyway...but somehow I need to drown myself in it soon or else......

Well, if you're bored or hate Physics...( why am I suddenly talking Physics???) check this out...

Anyway...I have nothing much to say so ciao.....!!!!

Something Sad Happened...8th DAY

2008-09-15T14:09:00.003+08:00

*This blog is quite a tear-jerker and might make you look sissy so readers' discretion is advisable.

Well, Biology today and I was absolutely clueless about 70% percent of the paper.
Tubule??
Nephrone??
Corpus luteum???
Huh???????????????? -.-"

Although it seems that I should have taken a deeper look at Biology yesterday, I was already busy drooling over the Winchester brothers again. Before that, I was busy making a song about Biology.....

Luckily, we had tips again for Paper 3 so I was able to answer the questions. But what got me thinking during recess while I was helping to carry Biology books for Jodi and Sze Ting in the toilet is that what does plants having a competition by themselves got anything to do with me???

Besides that, I've got something to share. It makes me feel sad thinking about it....

*Sniff...And why are you laughing at our misfortune????

Happy Mooncake Festival..Ooopss..Chang Er Got Hit by Air Asia!!!!

2008-09-14T17:53:00.008+08:00

*This blog is filled with warm wishes so pessimistic readers' discretion is advisable.

Look it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Chang Er getting hit by Air Asia............Oooppsss, that's gotta hurt...

Yesterday, we had our annual " Mooncake Festival celebration-paper lantern carrying- roam" around the neighbourhood even though the actual celebration day is today. Well, since there's school on Monday and I need my weekly dose of the Winchester brothers, so we did it a day earlier.

What my sister, Shereen, David and I (sadly, David can't join us this year) do every year is...

1. TALK....

2.Carry paper lanterns with Shereen's cousins and show them off (the paper lanterns not the cousins XD)

3.Light candles for fun

FYI this is not a candlelight virgil, so don't call the cops on us poor innocent kids..
4.More TALKING...

5.Stare at the moon (like duh)

But, this year I'm like the only teenager (Yes, I'm already 17) in the whole neighbourhood who's sporting a paper lantern and FYI it's a Hello Kitty one....Goodness, when will I grow up???? Who cares...XD

Nanny nanny poo poo!!!! My lantern is prettier than yours!!!!

This pic is kinda creepy, I look like a ghost

left to right: Audrey(my sis), Elyssa(me), Hello Kitty lantern & Shereen

Specially for you guys, hopefully the song didn't made you puked your expensive AMWAY mooncake.....hehe..Bong and Jodi..you know what I mean....XD..CIAO!!!!

History Misery....7th DAY

2008-09-12T14:45:00.002+08:00

*This blog is miserably boring so readers' dicretion is advisable.

Hmm...nothing much today besides having no idea how to do some of the questions in History. Yesterday, I was trying to change my "learning position" which is usually reading while sitting in my chair so I grabbed some pillows and lied on the floor. I turned on my lamp to create a soothing atmosphere as it was quite dark eventhough it was in the afternoon.I even played some classical songs on the radio. I started to read my notes which I had painstakingly copied but IN THE END....I end up rolling about on the floor playing with my camera......

This morning, there was a question asking us to name the area which is included in the MSC Malaysia. I know that one of the area ends with "jaya" but I can't seem to get the answer. Then suddenly Petaling Jaya(which is SO WRONG) popped into my head so I wrote it down. I then turned to look at Jodi who was seated not far from me and asked " What was the area included in MSC liao??? " She whispered that she had no idea too then Dorothy who was sitting behind me answered " Putrajaya" which made us go "OOOOHHHHH, I remember".

So after that Bong, Jodi and I kinda went crazy because we were BORED so we attempted a Mexican Wave starting from Bong, followed by me then Jodi. Ing Thian caught us fooling around so he joined in. So, there were just four of us messing around during the exam while there was a teacher in the class. Well, he didn't saw us standing up and down because he was busy marking some papers. Actually, I wanted to capture us doing that but my camera got confisticate by the teacher because silly Fabian in the front was not hiding it properly and he was supposed to take a video for me. Luckily, the teacher was Mr. Wong who's quite lenient and not much of a meanie so I was able to get my camera back.....

Well, that's all...ciao

Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer's Day...6th DAY

2008-09-11T19:58:00.005+08:00

English today, so it was quite a breeze. Not that I'm so good in it like May who might probably use a deeper way to converse in her blog. Hey, May...it's a compliment (in case she misunderstood). Well, there was a question on Sonnet 18 written by Shakespeare in the literature section so I doodled out of boredom AGAIN because I had half an hour to kill.

If you wanted to read the sonnet, I suggest you go find it in the net rather than trying to decipher my so-called cursive writing. ( I forgot to do a stroke on the "t" before taking the picture)

For paper one which is the composition, there was two question that I couldn't make up my mind to pick.

1.Describe an unforgettable journey you have taken.

4.Write a story beginning with:

She asked me a question that shocked me....

I wanted to do question 4 at first but then I couldn't think of a question that is logically shocking. What popped into my head was....."Can you stop being my friend??? "Okay, what kind of shocking question is that anyway? Well, the scenario is that my best friend is stricken with leukemia and she's dying soon. She wanted me to end our friendship because she thought that it would be easier to leave the world with me hating her or something like that.But somehow I found out and stood by her side until the very last breath she drew. Yup, this is mushy......

Since I couldn't rake my brain for anymore 'shocking' question, I chose question 1. But the weird thing is in the essay, I mentioned that I was a spoilt brat, with not a single care in life and wasting my precious life with clubbing and parties. Suddenly, I found out that I was diagnosed with LEUKEMIA...(again)...I don't know what happened to me today. I'm like swimming in morbid thoughts......................

After finishing the essay, I realized that maybe I was out of topic in case the teacher wouldn't accept that my journey was of a soul searching and self understanding one instead of climbing some high mountains in the Himalayas or exploring the dangerous jungles of the Amazon which I did mentioned in the beginning of the essay........Ohhhhh...I'm doomed.

I had quite a laugh later when I found out what Jodi's 'shocking' question was. "Did you ever experience the feeling of killing someone?" I was puzzled before she explained that in her essay she has a psychotic and murderous friend who killed her own parents. In the end, her friend tried to kill her but luckily her friend was caught and ended up in jail...

Well, what interesting ideas we have for essays............

You Do the Maths...5thDAY

2008-09-10T22:10:00.003+08:00

*This blog may be a total drag so readers' discretion is advisable.

What is 1+1??? It's 10!!! No, I'm not drunk because that's how it's done when you calculate it in base 2. Don't get it??? Then I assumed that you're either still watching cartoons or you weren't paying attention in school. Anyway, I bet you guessed what we had today. MATHS...Well, it was not too hard to fail but it was also not too easy to get an 'A'. Well, that's in my terms unless you're a math freak, which is what I'm so NOT. I can't never love maths unless it's counting money...wakaka..just kidding

I've got nothing better to do while waiting for the exam to start so once again I took my camera out to snap some random pictures....

Seriously, this teddy bag is the INthing......

The odd couple??????

What??? Can't I eat my sandwich in peace???

Yeah..English tomorrow!!! Which means I can get some extra winks....................

Welcome to the "Nerd" Alley...4th DAY

2008-09-09T18:57:00.000+08:00

*This blog is wuliao and readers' discretion is advisable.

Words....words....more words...how many more words do I need to write...???? My hand is killing me and it's a wonder it didn't fell off. Today, we had Bahasa Melayu 1 and 2. So, we're practically scribbling the whole way through.

I was a little pissed finding that we were asked to write the latar masyarakat or social setting of the novel because earlier I flipped through that section without even bother to read it. Man....!!! So, I kinda came up with an answer of my own. I wrote "masyarakat yang tabah" which means a persevering society..........Hopefully, it's acceptable.

During recess time, I happened to stumble upon terrestrial beings from outer space. The corridor where I usually hang out at during break time was invaded by NERD DRONES from the planet of NERDISIA. I was fortunate to be able to capture some photos for you guys without being hit by books or got kidnapped and turned into a drone too...whew.....Well, here are the photos.

Of books and nerds....

Human slacker detected!!! *panics and tried to run away

I'm so hungry but must keep stud..study..studying.....

Nah, actually those were my friends...They're not really nerds and I think they were just doing some last minute revision. Look who's talking,I was actually sprawled on the cement looking at my notes but it was all in vain as I was busy snapping away. Hey, I noticed
something interesting from the photos. Take a closer at how the light seemed to shine into the corridor. It's as if it's indicating that by filling our minds with knowledge, success will just be within our reach. Cool, huh????

3rd Day of the Last Exams....

2008-09-08T17:12:00.004+08:00

*This blog is filled with nonsense so readers' discretion is advisable.

Really, I am so frustrated with myself. Why am I always sleepy during almost every exam, especially the ones held first in the morning. Did I slept late last night or did I tire myself out by joining a marathon??? Well, technically I did have a marathon yesterday... Actually, my sister and I had a drool-a-thon watching the most HOTTEST brothers in the supernatural realm!!! Well, if you have not the slightest clue what I meant, it's actually a series called Supernatural starring two HOT brothers who hunts demons and ghouls..whatever la...the main point is they're FREAKIN HOT!!!! Oops..Did I smell something burning??? Anywhere, here are the pictures of.....

Jared Padalecki as younger bro, Sam Winchester...*wipes her saliva*

Jensen Ackles as elder bro, Dean Winchester.....* wipes saliva off keyboard*

Oh me daisies!!! How far did I drifted???? Yeah,back to the exams. We had Pendidikan Moral which is not helping us in any moral aspects whatsoever. Do you know P.M actually urged people to act in a violent manner? People go "SHIT la!!! Have to memorise these useless stuff!!!" or "WHAT THE F***!!!! So many akta!!" You see, we're not getting any better aren't we??? So what if we know how to define nilai hemah tinggi or nilai toleransi??? And remind me why do we need to have an exam about moral??? Hey, I found out there's something ironic about P.M now!!! Haha...don't you know we're cutting down lots of trees for this subject which teaches us to be more concerned about our environment......Take that!

Okay, let's move away from this topic. After that, we had Chinese Paper 1 which is composition. And I chose this number 6..OOhhhh..hopefully I can score high marks for it because this is the best I've ever written in my whole entire life!!!HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

* I'm like so proud of myself.....*sniff...sniff..*

Nah, just kidding. That no.6 was a question that I inserted just for fun since I don't wanna die of boredom staring at the ceiling fan for 15 minutes. So, ciao!!!!

2nd Day of the Last Exams

2008-09-05T13:22:00.003+08:00

*This blog may make you drool in boredom so viewers' discretion are advisable.

Hello again!!! I'm in for a F because I didn't even revise my Chemistry, not to mention that I forgot to bring my reference book to school to at least have a sneak peek at this morning. Well, first we had Chemistry paper 2 and I spent most of the time fighting to stay awake. I kept taking very short naps while covering my face with my test paper pretending to look as if I'm writing stuff down so the teacher wouldn't notice. Finally I couldn't take it any longer and I let myself fall into a peaceful and satisfying sleep of not more than half an hour because after that the bell rang. What's worse is that I only knew how to answer the first question out of the whole paper so most of it was left empty or filled with my own random answers. Which means that I'm 100% failing chemistry again!!!

The last paper of the day was sweet ol' Chemistry again and I managed to look through some experiments and luckily Paper 3 wasn't that hard. Now it got me wondering, how will I score marks if we didn't get tips for SPM, because I only did well in Paper 3 as the teacher hands us tips before the exams. Ooohhh....this doesn't sound too good.....

Well, some of us like Bong, Sing Kock and I were playing around making faces to pass the time as the time wasn't up yet. I bet if this is the REAL exam, we'll probably get kicked out....

Anyway, I've got some shots of Bong looking "sexy"..hahaha...Teck Ang, you're welcome to grab some of the photos....hehehehe..(smirking maliciously)

I wonder what she's thinking about??? GAY stuff...haha

I might consider adding "paparazzi" to my carreer list....

Well , Bong if you want to kill me, feel free to do so. I don't want to sit for SPM anyways...CIAO!!!!

The First Day of the Last Exams....

2008-09-04T13:38:00.008+08:00

*This blog is uber lame so viewers' discretion are advisable.

Hello again!!! Yup, today is the first day of the last time we'll be having exams in school(SPM is not included.) The thought of this is a little heartbreaking because our days of hanging out together of 6 hours- almost everyday-fooling around is gonna end soon......Wawa...I hope I don't cry on graduation day, which I think would amuse Bong Bong a lot....So mean!!!

Come to think of it, I'm going to share my thoughts everyday until this percubaan zon exam ends...

So, today we had EST aka Eat,Sleep,Talk otherwise known to those who prefers vulgarity Eat Shit Time....One thing about EST that I freaking hate is I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT WANTS!!!!! Especially the information transfer...The questions are all very ambiguous and what's more it is strictly marked. Tell you what, I got a nice ol' "0" for that stupid section in the last exam which is merely 2 or 3 weeks ago.

After that, we had Biology Paper 1 which I think Angelina Jolie will score super high marks in it considering that she is very skillful with her guns....I didn't even had a chance to get intimate with my Bio reference book so what I did was just cincai TEMBAK nia....While everyone was busy fumbling about with their BIO reference book, I was fooling around and slacking off again. I even captured a video.......(sigh...when will I stop messing about...??)

If you can't hear what I was jibber-jabbering about, then here you go..What I roughly said was...

Jiak Ba Bo Su Jo de Elyssa: Hello everyone. While everybody is busy studying, I'm here slacking
off and talkin to a camera. And I'm trying to do this. (picks up her Add. Maths book and looking at Sing Kock who came over)

Sing Kock: You're really concern about your Add. Maths hoh???

Jiak Ba Bo Su Jo de Elyssa: Yeah, of course!!! I FAILED remember????

Sing Kock: Oh, never mind la. Anyway, JIA YOU!!!(which means work harder)

Jiak Ba Bo Su Jo de Elyssa: Ok..(looking at the camera again)..So boys and girls, do not slack off and talk to a camera like ME!!! BYE!!! haha

So, I wish everyone all the best in the exams!!! GANBATE!!!

Anyway, I'm so wuliao right?????????????????????? Oh..no...Chemistry tomorrow and I'm busy blogging about nonsense....DIE.....

She Speaks My MIND!!!!

2008-08-22T14:57:00.007+08:00

This post is very moving that you might have to squeeze a tear or two. So, readers' discretion are advisable.

Today, I went to a mini concert somewhere in Kuching. And I heard there was a really awesome indie singer called Esmeralda LaDiva. I was curious because I read in the newspaper that her songs were very raw and filled with emotion, hearing her songs may even bring tears to your eyes. According to the papers, she has a very unique style and the way she connects to the audience is amazing. So, I can barely wait to hear her sing. When she went on stage, a deafening silence enveloped the audience. I could barely contain myself as I watched her settle herself on stage. Then, when she finally sang.....

OHMIGOODNESS!!! I can really understand how she totally felt as she moved into the chorus. I have never imagined that someone can understand me so much...Her song titled "I'm Bored" practically moved me to tears...Every word that she sang was like describing every second of my life..... Luckily, I had a chance to capture it for you guys....So, enjoy the video!! CIAO

So...how was it?? Pretty emotional, yeah...? It really helped me through my stupid Add. Maths.....Haha....Whatever you say.. Esmeralda LaDiva is totally not me...I could have never accomplished such a beautiful song.....
Well...I was BORED.....

Yipee..Holidays..EWWW...I SAW Something...

2008-08-16T16:53:00.000+08:00

*This blog may contain disgusting footage which may cause readers to throw up so readers' discretion is advisable.

Well, yesterday was the last exam for the school percubaan..I think nobody really studied much the night before..Because what we really need is to sharpen our shooting skills..so we can "tembak" the right answers...haha...

I made up my mind now to try to bring my camera to school every single day so I will be able to document our last few months of school...Hopefully, I will be able to capture something hilarious like pengetua's wig flying off...(it's not fake?? Ooopss..my bad..) or Cikgu Haris secretly dancing to the music from his cellphone which he always puts in camera mode in case he caught pupils making out or something. Seriously,couldn't he just buy a disc to watch...HAHA...

Anyway,I managed to pull out my camera to capture something so DISGUSTING and SICK while Cikgu Freddy was sitting in(We were still having our exam, mind you). If you're eating right now or planning to go out for dinner, then please don't watch this. On the other hand, if you're trying to lose weight by going bullimic, then be my guest..Just kidding, boys and girls, do understand, that BULLIMIA is a serious illness and I'm not trying to encourage it.

LO, behold...The DISGUSTING and SICK video.....

*observe the way he tortures the poor,innocent,defenceless piece of paper.

But on the other hand, HOLIDAYS' here...but for a measly week nia......and I still need to stuff 2 years worth of information into my puny little brain...~sigh, life's hard...

The Clueless Add Math Slayer....

2008-07-28T05:31:00.000+08:00

Warning: This blog is lame and readers' discretion is advised.

Hello...how is everyone...It's been ages since I post anything... Yup..the annual Additional Mental Pain Project is handed to us once again...and I have totally no idea how it should be done..haha...but anyway...thank God..that Teck Ang was kind enough to send me a copy to refer to...Bless you..genius of a boy Teck Ang...If it weren't for you...who knows what may fall upon me..this helpless and defenseless creature...Hey..what's goin on.. I sound like some terrorized victim of some sort...Wait..I AM BEING TERRORIZED...By the evil add math...it's lurkin around the corner waitin to pounce upon me...cut the drama... Anyway..I feel quite sorry for May and Teck Ang, those ppl who had almost completed the project..bcuz Tiong Ping the PERFECTIONIST( quote Teck Ang)...she told us to adjust certain parts...last minute..so those poor guys had to redo some parts...But anyway..LAZY me,Bong n Jodi..were quite safe from that problem..cos we barely started..wahaha..NO OFFENCE, ok?? So today, Jodi and Bong came over to do the FREAKIN project..I think Bong was doubtful whether I might be distracted and kacao them.Yes..sometimes I am easily distracted...we were all lying on the floor...struggling and we even CALLED Miss TPain aka Tiong Ping...it was kinda scary..hehe..and as those who knows us..there's bound to be mischief when 3 of us get together...well...yeah...there was MISCHIEF all right..which will remained hushed... Tell you what..I admit it was a fun day...what?? Fun?? Elyssa ,are u high?? No...I am just glad...I can hang out with my BEST BUDDIES...so..dear readers, r u bored?? I suggest you shoud go watch a Smosh video on You Tube to compensate for the boredom....
LOOK, don't they look CUTE!!! Yeah, I know they're not puppies...

Bong(glarin at me menacingly): What are u doin?? Kacao-kacao la u...

Conclusion: This project brings about messiness and untidiness which may cause frustration while trying to fish out your misplaced graph........

This is me again distracted enough to take a video of them being occupied...Gosh, I really need to get going.....heehee

Rapunzel Gets A Haircut..Big Deal..

2008-07-14T08:00:00.000+08:00

*Warning ..this blog is so lame and readers' discretion is advised
For those of you who knows me..You'll probably know that I have the horror movie actress kind of hair...Long..and...long..yeah..long...Talking about horror movies' ghost..they kinda have straight and silky hair...Not fair...So..I'm thinking they probably have Rigi or Cutting Edge on the "other side"..haha... Okay..let's not get side tracked...Well...I got a haircut...not really a haircut...Just a trim..I lose 3 inches of my hair..Big deal...It's not that I shaved my head like Britney...Sometimes I wish I could..It would be pretty breezy and besides who know how much you can save on shampoos... So..I went to Mike de Salon...which is Chiew Jin's elder brother's salon...yup..yesterday was Friday..(11/7)...I stepped into the salon and I saw a hairdresser dude...So here's what pretty much happened.......

Me:Are you Chiew Jin's brother??
Hairdresser dude:Uh.who??
Me:I mean..are you Chiew Jin's brother...The owner of the shop's sister???
Hairdresser dude:Uh..No...
Me( embarassed):Ooopsss...Sorry...haha..
Hairdresser dude:So...how do you want your hair cut??
Me:Just trim it..Cincailah...
Hairdresser dude:So..how many inches???
Me:2 inches??
Hairdresse dude:How about 3??.It's better....
Me:Okay.......I don't mind...

Dear blog readers..You must be getting bored..Reading about a haircut...So..I'll summarize it...Besides,I' m lazy to go into details... So..hairdresser undid my hair and went "Woohh...Long hair" and fling it in a playful way...Not bad..this guy has a sense of humour...and there's one time he asked me about something about my hair...I forgot...And I answered I'm lazy to give a damn about my hair...I just need to tie it up and be done with it...And the hairdresser dude was like maybe a little shocked because he went "wooh"..I thought maybe he thought girls would probably be super concerned about their hair and stuff.... So...he went snip,snip,snip...I went blank,blank,blank... After trimming it...he went to blow dry it...and when he fished out a straightener..I thought.."Wow, is this necessary..?? How come whenever I go to get a hair cut..the hairdresser always have to straighten my hair??? whatever...I bet he's too bored..( as there were 2 customers there)..Okay...let him knock himself out... So..after it was over...My hair was all straight and short!!!! I felt kinda sad...I'm quite attached to my long hair...because..It's fun to play with..and when it's cold..It sorts of act like a blanket...Okay..this moment you'll probably think I'm crazy..... I got out of the chair and I quickly grabbed my hair clip and pin up my nicely did bangs and tied my hair...I was embarrassed because I thought I look weird...Like a drag queen...Because I have large bone structure and straight hair would make it more prominent...I voiced this out at the salon without thinking twice maybe I'll hurt the hairdresser dude feelings... After I left the salon...I felt SUPER guilty and mean....so I sms Chiew Jin and asked her to apologize to that hairdresser dude.....hahaha...I'm paranoid..... So..I got home and did some snapshots.
Me and my long hair in the good old days..~sigh

Eeekkk..short!!! (Yep, I'm making a fuss)

How do I lasso a bull now????

Oh well...Hair grows...

Random shots..Audrey and I
Well..if you're still reading...Congrats...Anyway...Ciao

I'm a Bored Summer's Day...

2008-07-08T10:00:00.000+08:00

Hmm..I finally got me a blog...guess..that's a no big deal...anyway...I got it because..I'm bored...Come to think of it..I'm always bored..Hmm..I be must leading a pathetic life...

I'm surprised that I am even here..I'm just curious why you guys like to blog...(KTA,Bong,May) So,I'm giving it a go...

Oops..I forgot about you.You must be wondering who the heck I am...Shame on me..Well...I am a a girl who hates her destined birthplace of no opportunities, longing to fly away from her worries that tormented her very soul to a place of unexpected pleasant surprises which can fill her innermost dreams...(gasp)..There...all in one breath...Uh..oh...My bad..that's too intense for an introduction...

Hahah...let's see...what shall we blog about??? Hmm..Barrack?? Too political...Britney..nah..too superficial...Sesame Street..no way...too immature...Add. math...GOODNESS!!! How can I even think of such an agonizing topic....

Okay...I give up..let's blog about me..let's see..I am...I am....ooppsss..( hyperventilating)...I'm just a nobody...if you're reading this you must be somebody who's pretty bored to the extent of reading this pointless blog...Well, bless your soul!!!

I should be arr ested for boredom....

Hmm..I will now stop typing..lest this is getting me nowhere..I think I need to catch a few winks...Been awake since 3am...Yeah..for your information..I've been selling...ahem(blush).Quite a few customers..made some bucks too..heheh...you know..well...if you wanna know what I exactly did do tune in next time..Ciao,folks!!!