*This post stinks so reader's discretion is advisable.
Yo...people...I have finally gotten off my lazy ass..(to be honest..I'm always online..just lazy to update...) Sorry to those who had come to my blog just to be greeted by a picture of a kitten by the name of Lemon...Oh..Btw...Lemon got catnapped by some evil stray cat who dragged him out of the kitchen before his owner can do anything. Just wait until I track down that stupid cat...My poor darling Lemon.
Anyway...This blog has been pretty much dead and ...wait a minute...do I smell something rotten??? *screws up her nose while a fly flies by
Oh yeah..Guess it's my blog...Oh..no!!!!
I MURDERED IT!!! I MURDERED MY BLOG!!!!
Anyway....Thanks to Bong for tagging me and thus contributing something to revive this lame blog...
Upload your fave picture and answer the question below.
Why did you choose the photo?
Actually..this is one of a bunch of my favourite photos...
Well, I picked this because it is deadly and frightening...enough to give the damn cat who catnapped my cute Lemon a pretty good scare!!!! Bwahahaha....
When was the last time you ate pizza?
The last time a giant flying pizza spaceship landed behind my house and I nearly burst my stomach after my 72...er...73??..er..74 slice??? So..now I'm deathly afraid of pizzas.so don't ever bring me to any pizza parlor or I'll get the 3 nasty looking thugs in the photo to kick your ass....Mwahahaha...
The last song you've listened to?
The begging of mercy by some person who took me within a 10 meter radius of Pizza Hut..That dude really got it bad thanks to the 3 gangstas...HAHAHAHAHA
What are you doing besides answering this tag?
Watching somebody being tickled to death by 3 my evil minions...WAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
Besides your own name, how do you like people to call you?
Lysa with a Y....If ya dared to call me LISA.....I'll...*motioning to her gangstas to get ready
Tag 6 persons, the following questions are related to them.
1.Bong
2.Sarina
3.KTA
4.Rene
5.May
6.Angeline
Who is number 1?
My best friend..since primary 2...so I sayang her very much since we both knocked our heads under the table while trying to play chinese chess which we made with paper...
U dare to kacao her and I'll get my orang to hapus u!!!!
No. 3 has a relationship with?
Mey Sien..hehe.A cool girl who is more "man" and has shorter hair than her boyfriend who now looks like a girl..sorry KTA!!!
Say something about no. 5.
Nothing to say about her....*Stands up and salutes the future 1st female prime minister of Malaysia.
How about no. 4?
Milo peng!!! Milo peng!!!
She's delirious over milo peng!!!
Hair like brother of Phua Chu Beng!!!
She's crazy over Milo peng!!!!
Who's number 2?
Mdm Sarina the Lao Ban Niang!!!!
You'll hear her voice before you see her.(honestly, I think she doesn't need a mic during karaoke sessions)
Say something to number 6.
Wah, you're so tall...
*This post is lame so reader's discretion is advisable.
Few days ago, Wendy and I stumbled upon a kitten who was mewing inside a lemongrass bush. It was raining actually and seeing the kitten just beside a big drain which has gotten quite deep with water sent shivers down our spines. What if the poor little kitty fell into the murky rushing waters and drown? So, I took it home. Sadly, I can't keep it because
1. I have 2 dogs and one of them is a total psycho....(Sorry, Coco...)
2. Previously, 3 kittens of mine ended up being mauled to death by my old dogs
So, I called a bunch of people to ask them whether any of them would like an adorable white kitten with beautiful blue eyes.....Yeah, his eyes are blue..and yes again...it's a male..
I even called Angeline and she said of course she would like to have it BUT she is afraid that it will escape and get bitten by the neighbour's dog..
So, I kept Lemon for the night since I couldn't find anyone and it was too late to send it to SSPCA....
Haha..I named it Lemon because we found him in the lemongrass bush...
At first, we decided to gave Lemon to SSPCA but mom called her friend and her friend said her helper might be interested in having a kitten since the helper feels bored at home...
Haha...that helper is sure damn lucky....
The helper was excited about the kitten so Lemon had to go...
I was quite sad as I'm now a little attached to Lemon...he even slept on my tummy...I don't blame him for that.. how soft and comfortable my bulging cushion of a stomach must have felt....
So....bye bye Lemon....I missed ya though you kinda "scream" a lot.....wawawa.....
Oh btw...Lemon makes quite a funny sound when he eats...but whatever...it's SO CUTE!!!
*This post is quite boring so viewer's discretion is advised.
I know I haven't blogged about anything for ages now...I have been helping out at my church's kindergarten, Tadika Rajawali. And I had a week off for Chinese New Year...
Well, this is like the first time in years we had a Reunion Dinner since what we usually have is Reunion Lunch because according to mom, it is more convenient and there wouldn't be such a rush to clear the dishes... If you're wondering what our Reunion Dinner was like..take a look at the picture...there's just Mom, Dad, Audrey and me....
Me eating caveman style......
Don't know what Audrey is looking at...
Just Dad and purple rice...
Mom eating....hmm..what's that..?
Yup, pretty simple eh??? Audrey and I wished that we could experience the "commercialized Reunion Dinner" which is always shown in the TV whereby lots of relatives sit around a big round table...and the kiddies say, "Ah Gong, Ah Ma, jiak peng!" Then everyone feasts happily and besides, I want to have a go with pulling the Yee Sang..whatever that is because I never tasted it before...
On the last day of the year, my neighbourhood friends and I would usually hang out together and chat..burn some newspapers for fun which we didn't do this year because it's kinda lame now and besides, we're facing global warming. Shereen, David, Wendy, my sister and I were pretty much cooped up in our house as the stupid and annoying kids outside were lighting "cai lei"( a type of firecracker) which I'm pretty much afraid of as they are VERY LOUD!!!! Another thing is we didn't get to play with sparkles too as we finished our supply last year....So, it was quite a bore at first before we decided it was "cai lei" free and went out....
Well, I made a video of what was left to blog...because I'm lazy to put it to words...Hahahaha...
Why the sudden negative thoughts you asked me???
The reason why I am not in a "YOOHOO!!! NEW YEAR!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA and then BOOM you passed out after you had too much Tiger beer.." mood is because Jodi, one of me best buddies had left me....She has gone..Gone...to another place.........another place called...KL...(you go zzzzzzzz). Well, she's about to start her A levels there.
I sent her off just now...After a lot of hugs...I didn't cry though...As in tears bursting out of my eye sockets!!! Wakaka....I didn't know whether to smile or cry...Well, poor Lydia....(Jodi's younger sister)..All alone in a 2 storey house with an orange tom cat called Garfield in the afternoons...on weekdays....
Just me and Jodi....
Lydia with her sweet smile trying to lure me to stay with her as a replacement.Haha
"HUG!!" yeah...I know I looked like a mountain bear crushing Jodi to death..tho she's trying to smile the pain off....hahaha
2008 has come and gone. 2009 came and I bet a lot of people were probably out partying, having countdowns. Well, all I did was watched You Tube in my PJs..and what did I exactly watched??? TVXQ (yeah, the korean boy band)..hahaha...Later, the tv was switched on in case there were any special new year programmes...I was so tired that I fell asleep but before that I asked my sister to wake me up when the final countdown begins...Anyway...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! WISH YOU GUYS ALL THE BEST!!! GOD BLESS YOU!!!
AHEM...as a token of my appreciation, I dyed my hair PINK..Plus..I went for a PHUA CHU KANG cut...
Well, Wednesday was the last day of high school....Another chapter of our life has ended...How sad. I would definitely missed spending 6 hours everyday goofing around with my friends. Wait..So, I basically attended school just to play around all day??(My parents or aunts may just kill me for this) Haha...that is so pathetic but at least I have fond memories of my teenage life.
Although I would love to sit back and relax since school has ended but STUPID SPM IS STILL LOOMING AHEAD LIKE A THUNDEROUS BLACK CLOUD!!!!!
Well, I would still get to meet my friends but not under a joyful and relaxed condition...I bet everyone would be busy being zombies staring at their books before entering the examination room.
Anyway, Wednesday was SUPER-DUPER-MEGA-AWESOME-FUN!!!! What we did was totally unthinkable of students in the best class..(I'm not trying to brag here, just merely stating the facts). To be specific, it was totally unthinkable of FEMALE students of the best class..There you go, I said it. The guys were too embarrassed to join in the crazy fun. To be honest, going crazy and acting like a madman was like what we are used to ..especially Bong and me...Haha..Besides, it was the last day so what is there to lose??
So, I posted a video of what we did...
Well, I might as well give a little credit to the guys who helped to cheer and recorded the event.
I hope that all of us 5 Atomians will keep in touch and stay strong forever!!! Woohoo.....
*This blog contains weird stuff so reader's discretion is advisable.
I haven't been updating my blog for a while now and besides I'm lazy to report or go on a monologue here so...Imma do a tag..Well, "thank you", Gloria!
1. Each player of this game starts off with 15 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.
2. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly.
3. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.
4. No tags back!!
1. I like to talk to myself...and I mean OUT LOUD. Sometimes, I also pretend that someone is listening or chatting with me. And sometimes I talk to non-living objects. No, I don't have Imaginary Friend Syndrome and besides that is a little creepy...Sometimes I would go...
*After staring at the chemistry book for hours......
Elyssa: Why do you have to be so mean?!!!!
Chemistry Book:..........................
Elyssa: I hate you! You stupid thing!!!
Chemistry Book:.................................................
Elyssa: Stupid!!! I hate you!!!
Chemistry Book:........................................................................
2.There was one time I drank 20 glasses of water in a day..haha..What?? It's not weird?? Or would you rather I say that I drank 20 glasses NON-STOP???? Gosh, you're sadistic!!!
3.I . TASTED. POOP. BEFORE . There, I said it!!! I'm like SO embarassed!!!! Haha...So, you wanna know what happened??? Well, I was around 5 or 6 that time with my sister who's 3 years younger than me. We're both at our baby sitter's house. Audrey being small, was placed in a huge "basket" so she wouldn't crawl away. I was just sitting next to her enjoying some sour plums that my baby sitter gave me... I reached for what I thought was another sour plum and popped it into my mouth. The sour plum tasted weird and I look around and noticed that there were a few "sour plums" beside my innocent looking sister then I realised...SHE POOPED!!!!
Then, I quickly dashed to the sink and rinsed my mouth...Thank goodness that I didn't bit into it or swallowed it....So, in a way when people say "jiak sai" to me, I can say confidently " No big deal! I tasted it before.." And that may surely draw up some amusing dumbfounded looks....wakaka
4.I used to play with bugs when I was a kid. Bugs like crickets and sago worms. Well for those who don't have a clue what a sago worm looks like, you should just tag along with your parents the next time they go to the market...And why do people sell sago worms at the market? This is because they are supposed to end up in your tummy later after you give them a good deep fry!!! HAHA..Well, personally I don't feel like popping them into my mouth like my dad but what I used to do with them is bathing them, drying them up and then powdering them like babies with talcum powder......Ahhhh, I guess I have the potential to become one of the world's first insect nanny. So, if you have any fanatic insect crazed friends, do introduce me to them.
5.I would love to rob a BAKERY!!! Seriously. Every time I stepped into a bakery, the aroma of the freshly baked cakes and buns would just overpower me. I feel like shoving every piece of cake I see into my big mouth....Ooppss....I sound like a pig...HAHA....So, the next time you read about a bakery heist in the papers, you would have no problem figuring out who the mastermind was......
6.I admire Paris Hilton!!! *your head slams into the keyboard as you can't believe what I just said...* Well, she's not exactly some horny bimbo who just know how to party and make "special" tapes, but she's quite enterprising and independent because I heard that she stopped using her parents money when she turned eighteen. You might at least give her some credit for making some effort for trying out modelling, singing and acting instead of just sucking dry her parents bank account. For all I know, she might just be pretending to act dumb....
7.I enjoy having someone to cut my toe nails for me. I don't know why but it feels good. Maybe, I'm just to lazy to reach all the way to even touch my toes or maybe there's too much flab on my tummy that hurts when I bend??? I used to have my sister cut them for me but nowadays she refused to give me her wonderful service...sigh...I guess I should try growing them out so I can have a shot to break a GUINNESS WORLD RECORD for having the LONGEST toe nails.
8.I would like to be the first Malaysian female to pick up trash on a garbage truck!!! Hahaha...I think it's SUPER cool!!! And I get to ride hanging on the back on the truck.
9.Since I got broadband, I had got addicted to YOU TUBE!!! I can't live without it!!!
10.I used to think that we can lie and sleep on clouds. This is because I used to watch Care Bears when I was a kid. Yup..the bears made the clouds look all soft and comfy.
11.When I was a kid and everyone was watching Power Rangers, I pretended that I was the Pink Ranger.
12.I think I was supposed to be born a boy but somehow my female hormones exceeds my male hormones by 0.0001%, BOOM!!! I was born a girl. And why do I think that way??? Because I have Crayon Shin Chan eyebrows, a mustache, and hairy legs like an orang utan. Not to mention that my shoulders are so broad that it can serve as a dining table.
13.I would love to play in the rain without getting scold by my mom.
14.I wish I was as pretty as any Thailand transexual.......~sigh
15.I'm random and weird.
I tag:
Anybody who wants to do this tag....lazy to list names out....
