Boredom in Summer

*This post may be a bore so readers' discretion is advised.

Well, this is the first time I've gotten tagged in blogsphere. FYI, May tagged me and so I had to do this:

Rule: The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his / her perfect lover. Have to mention the gender of his / her perfect lover. Tag 8 other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog. If you are tagged the second time, there is NO need to do this again. Lastly, and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.

Then, I realised wouldn't it be easier if I just name 8 persons that I would love to have as my lover???
*grins gleefully while trying hard not to drool all over the keyboard.

1. William Beckett, the adorable lead singer from The Academy Is.....

2. Brendon Urie, another HOT lead singer from Panic At The Disco..

3.
Jensen Ackles ,the bad boy Winchester brother from the series Supernatural.

4. Jared Padalecki, the sweet younger Winchester brother from the series Supernatural.

5. Steven Strait, a gorgeous American actor.

Takeshi Kaneshiro, the gorgeous Japanese hunk of an actor.

8. William Moseley, a good looking British actor who starred in the Narnia movies.


Hahahaha...I guess May might be peeved that I modified her tag...so here are the 8 points then...

1. He must love FOOD! Because I don't want to gulp down a Big Mac and stuff my mouth with fries and all he does is stares at me with a piece of lettuce hanging on the side of his mouth.

2. He has to be HOT!!!! (Okay, how come I sound like Paris Hilton???) Nah, just joking...

3. Is a goofball and likes to do crazy stuff with me...Well, I don't want a party pooper guy...haha

4.It would be a BONUS if he's MUSICAL!!! Coz, I think musical guys are so dreamy...That's why there's a bunch of musician's photos up there.....and then, he can write me a song like May's...erhem...

5.Has a sense of ADVENTURE!!! So, crack the whip, my Indy darling...wakaka...

6.Down to earth/ easy going...It would be a pain the ass to have a DIVA boyfriend....

7.It would be the best if he's a Christian so we might share some common principles in life like practicing abstinence....*hint..hint...Joe Jonas hehe...ooppsss..Audrey might kill me for this....

8.Must be able to tolerate my constant non-stop chattering....yeah, I can't stop talking....

OVERALL: He must love me.

I tagged : Rene
Zoe
Priss
Kelvin
KTA

*This blog is filled with vivid descriptions of the difficult journey so readers' discretion is advisable.

YAAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOO!!!!
Today was the last day of the zone trial exam and it is also the last time we're ever gonna sit for any exams in high school. (SPM is excluded) Well, a lot of the Form 5 were sleeping in because only those who are taking Chinese were needed to come. So, when the bell finally rang everyone went into a frenzy of 5 seconds . My friends started banging their tables and shouting on top of their lungs. Hahahaha....

After that, I followed Amy home to change because later we're embarking on the most dangerous journey of our life....

Will we survive the wilderness??? Will we be able to overcome the lethal creatures lurking in the undergrowth....????






Don't you dare tell me that your journey to Mount Everest was harder than this...we've actually waded through swamps and wide rivers filled with crocodiles and I just didn't catch it on camera for fear of dropping it!!!

*If you're almost going blind trying to read the words in the video, I apologise. Just ignore them, because what I said was pretty much nonsense.

*This blog is mostly about boring stuff so readers' discretion is advisable.

I was sleeping ever so peacefully and suddenly I felt something warm and firm gripped my arm. I woke up to see a _____________. (What is that you saw??? A snake? A grizzly bear? The abominable snowman? The Jonas Brothers? ...)

Nah, actually what I saw was just a teacher because I was sleeping during exams AGAIN. She asked me" Are you done?" I said yes hoping that she wouldn't kill me or lecture me or anything. Then, she went to "wake" Sze Ting up who was a few feet away from me as she was snoozing too and she asked her the same question. Well, if you want to know the teacher is pretty lucky that both of us didn't get all touchy being woken up unlike some people who would do a karate chop on you if you disturbed them while they are sleeping.

After that, I didn't dare to doze off again in case the teacher crush me like a soda tin and fyi she kinda looks like a grizzly bear.....(ooppsss, no offence!)

Anyway, that's all. Ciao

*This post is full of noisy snores so readers' discretion is advisable.


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That's what I did most in Physics paper 2. I was feeling sleepy that I was having a hard time trying to keep the pen in my hand. Plenty of the questions stumped me...I really had no clue what it's all about but I sure know how to write a song about it though....The stupid song kept popping into my head.....Physics..physics.....(aaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh)...

Well luckily Paper 3 was not that hard but I got warned by my English teacher for something that I didn't even do. What happened was that I looked at Jodi who was obviously feeling bored because she had finished the paper. I happened to glance at Ing Thian and he looked back at me. I don't know what we're exactly doing that moment, we're just staring at each other when the teacher said....

" Stop talking!"

Then she walked to my desk and asked me, "Is there anything that you want to ask? Is there anything you want to say?"

I was dumbfounded because I didn't even utter a single word before that so I answered "No," and looked at her stupidly.

Well..that's the only interesting thing that has happened to me today besides finding out that Puan Hii actually saw the video that I made...Goodness, that's so paiseh........

Anyway...nothing more to say...so ciao.....!!!!

*This blog is written by a Math dyslexic so readers' discretion is advisable.


Spell this....

F-A-I-L!!!!!

Yup, that's what I will be getting for my Add Maths...AGAIN!!!!
Seriously, I NEVER passed my Add Maths since Form 4..............................
I was never at peace with it anyway...but somehow I need to drown myself in it soon or else......

Well, if you're bored or hate Physics...( why am I suddenly talking Physics???) check this out...

Anyway...I have nothing much to say so ciao.....!!!!

*This blog is quite a tear-jerker and might make you look sissy so readers' discretion is advisable.

Well, Biology today and I was absolutely clueless about 70% percent of the paper.
Tubule??
Nephrone??
Corpus luteum???
Huh???????????????? -.-"

Although it seems that I should have taken a deeper look at Biology yesterday, I was already busy drooling over the Winchester brothers again. Before that, I was busy making a song about Biology.....

Luckily, we had tips again for Paper 3 so I was able to answer the questions. But what got me thinking during recess while I was helping to carry Biology books for Jodi and Sze Ting in the toilet is that what does plants having a competition by themselves got anything to do with me???

Besides that, I've got something to share. It makes me feel sad thinking about it....










*Sniff...And why are you laughing at our misfortune????

*This blog is filled with warm wishes so pessimistic readers' discretion is advisable.

Look it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Chang Er getting hit by Air Asia............Oooppsss, that's gotta hurt...

Yesterday, we had our annual " Mooncake Festival celebration-paper lantern carrying- roam" around the neighbourhood even though the actual celebration day is today. Well, since there's school on Monday and I need my weekly dose of the Winchester brothers, so we did it a day earlier.

What my sister, Shereen, David and I (sadly, David can't join us this year) do every year is...

1. TALK....

2.Carry paper lanterns with Shereen's cousins and show them off (the paper lanterns not the cousins XD)



3.Light candles for fun

FYI this is not a candlelight virgil, so don't call the cops on us poor innocent kids..
4.More TALKING...

5.Stare at the moon (like duh)


But, this year I'm like the only teenager (Yes, I'm already 17) in the whole neighbourhood who's sporting a paper lantern and FYI it's a Hello Kitty one....Goodness, when will I grow up???? Who cares...XD

Nanny nanny poo poo!!!! My lantern is prettier than yours!!!!



This pic is kinda creepy, I look like a ghost






left to right: Audrey(my sis), Elyssa(me), Hello Kitty lantern & Shereen





Specially for you guys, hopefully the song didn't made you puked your expensive AMWAY mooncake.....hehe..Bong and Jodi..you know what I mean....XD..CIAO!!!!

*This blog is miserably boring so readers' dicretion is advisable.

Hmm...nothing much today besides having no idea how to do some of the questions in History. Yesterday, I was trying to change my "learning position" which is usually reading while sitting in my chair so I grabbed some pillows and lied on the floor. I turned on my lamp to create a soothing atmosphere as it was quite dark eventhough it was in the afternoon.I even played some classical songs on the radio. I started to read my notes which I had painstakingly copied but IN THE END....I end up rolling about on the floor playing with my camera......

This morning, there was a question asking us to name the area which is included in the MSC Malaysia. I know that one of the area ends with "jaya" but I can't seem to get the answer. Then suddenly Petaling Jaya(which is SO WRONG) popped into my head so I wrote it down. I then turned to look at Jodi who was seated not far from me and asked " What was the area included in MSC liao??? " She whispered that she had no idea too then Dorothy who was sitting behind me answered " Putrajaya" which made us go "OOOOHHHHH, I remember".

So after that Bong, Jodi and I kinda went crazy because we were BORED so we attempted a Mexican Wave starting from Bong, followed by me then Jodi. Ing Thian caught us fooling around so he joined in. So, there were just four of us messing around during the exam while there was a teacher in the class. Well, he didn't saw us standing up and down because he was busy marking some papers. Actually, I wanted to capture us doing that but my camera got confisticate by the teacher because silly Fabian in the front was not hiding it properly and he was supposed to take a video for me. Luckily, the teacher was Mr. Wong who's quite lenient and not much of a meanie so I was able to get my camera back.....

Well, that's all...ciao

English today, so it was quite a breeze. Not that I'm so good in it like May who might probably use a deeper way to converse in her blog. Hey, May...it's a compliment (in case she misunderstood). Well, there was a question on Sonnet 18 written by Shakespeare in the literature section so I doodled out of boredom AGAIN because I had half an hour to kill.


If you wanted to read the sonnet, I suggest you go find it in the net rather than trying to decipher my so-called cursive writing. ( I forgot to do a stroke on the "t" before taking the picture)

For paper one which is the composition, there was two question that I couldn't make up my mind to pick.

1.Describe an unforgettable journey you have taken.

4.Write a story beginning with:

She asked me a question that shocked me....

I wanted to do question 4 at first but then I couldn't think of a question that is logically shocking. What popped into my head was....."Can you stop being my friend??? "Okay, what kind of shocking question is that anyway? Well, the scenario is that my best friend is stricken with leukemia and she's dying soon. She wanted me to end our friendship because she thought that it would be easier to leave the world with me hating her or something like that.But somehow I found out and stood by her side until the very last breath she drew. Yup, this is mushy......

Since I couldn't rake my brain for anymore 'shocking' question, I chose question 1. But the weird thing is in the essay, I mentioned that I was a spoilt brat, with not a single care in life and wasting my precious life with clubbing and parties. Suddenly, I found out that I was diagnosed with LEUKEMIA...(again)...I don't know what happened to me today. I'm like swimming in morbid thoughts......................

After finishing the essay, I realized that maybe I was out of topic in case the teacher wouldn't accept that my journey was of a soul searching and self understanding one instead of climbing some high mountains in the Himalayas or exploring the dangerous jungles of the Amazon which I did mentioned in the beginning of the essay........Ohhhhh...I'm doomed.

I had quite a laugh later when I found out what Jodi's 'shocking' question was. "Did you ever experience the feeling of killing someone?" I was puzzled before she explained that in her essay she has a psychotic and murderous friend who killed her own parents. In the end, her friend tried to kill her but luckily her friend was caught and ended up in jail...

Well, what interesting ideas we have for essays............

*This blog may be a total drag so readers' discretion is advisable.

What is 1+1??? It's 10!!! No, I'm not drunk because that's how it's done when you calculate it in base 2. Don't get it??? Then I assumed that you're either still watching cartoons or you weren't paying attention in school. Anyway, I bet you guessed what we had today. MATHS...Well, it was not too hard to fail but it was also not too easy to get an 'A'. Well, that's in my terms unless you're a math freak, which is what I'm so NOT. I can't never love maths unless it's counting money...wakaka..just kidding

I've got nothing better to do while waiting for the exam to start so once again I took my camera out to snap some random pictures....

Seriously, this teddy bag is the INthing......


The odd couple??????


What??? Can't I eat my sandwich in peace???

Yeah..English tomorrow!!! Which means I can get some extra winks....................

*This blog is wuliao and readers' discretion is advisable.

Words....words....more words...how many more words do I need to write...???? My hand is killing me and it's a wonder it didn't fell off. Today, we had Bahasa Melayu 1 and 2. So, we're practically scribbling the whole way through.

I was a little pissed finding that we were asked to write the latar masyarakat or social setting of the novel because earlier I flipped through that section without even bother to read it. Man....!!! So, I kinda came up with an answer of my own. I wrote "masyarakat yang tabah" which means a persevering society..........Hopefully, it's acceptable.

During recess time, I happened to stumble upon terrestrial beings from outer space. The corridor where I usually hang out at during break time was invaded by NERD DRONES from the planet of NERDISIA. I was fortunate to be able to capture some photos for you guys without being hit by books or got kidnapped and turned into a drone too...whew.....Well, here are the photos.



Of books and nerds....

Human slacker detected!!! *panics and tried to run away

I'm so hungry but must keep stud..study..studying.....



Nah, actually those were my friends...They're not really nerds and I think they were just doing some last minute revision. Look who's talking,I was actually sprawled on the cement looking at my notes but it was all in vain as I was busy snapping away. Hey, I noticed
something interesting from the photos. Take a closer at how the light seemed to shine into the corridor. It's as if it's indicating that by filling our minds with knowledge, success will just be within our reach. Cool, huh????

*This blog is filled with nonsense so readers' discretion is advisable.

Really, I am so frustrated with myself. Why am I always sleepy during almost every exam, especially the ones held first in the morning. Did I slept late last night or did I tire myself out by joining a marathon??? Well, technically I did have a marathon yesterday... Actually, my sister and I had a drool-a-thon watching the most HOTTEST brothers in the supernatural realm!!! Well, if you have not the slightest clue what I meant, it's actually a series called Supernatural starring two HOT brothers who hunts demons and ghouls..whatever la...the main point is they're FREAKIN HOT!!!! Oops..Did I smell something burning??? Anywhere, here are the pictures of.....

Jared Padalecki as younger bro, Sam Winchester...*wipes her saliva*


Jensen Ackles as elder bro, Dean Winchester.....* wipes saliva off keyboard*


Oh me daisies!!! How far did I drifted???? Yeah,back to the exams. We had Pendidikan Moral which is not helping us in any moral aspects whatsoever. Do you know P.M actually urged people to act in a violent manner? People go "SHIT la!!! Have to memorise these useless stuff!!!" or "WHAT THE F***!!!! So many akta!!" You see, we're not getting any better aren't we??? So what if we know how to define nilai hemah tinggi or nilai toleransi??? And remind me why do we need to have an exam about moral??? Hey, I found out there's something ironic about P.M now!!! Haha...don't you know we're cutting down lots of trees for this subject which teaches us to be more concerned about our environment......Take that!

Okay, let's move away from this topic. After that, we had Chinese Paper 1 which is composition. And I chose this number 6..OOhhhh..hopefully I can score high marks for it because this is the best I've ever written in my whole entire life!!!HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

* I'm like so proud of myself.....*sniff...sniff..*

Nah, just kidding. That no.6 was a question that I inserted just for fun since I don't wanna die of boredom staring at the ceiling fan for 15 minutes. So, ciao!!!!

*This blog may make you drool in boredom so viewers' discretion are advisable.

Hello again!!! I'm in for a F because I didn't even revise my Chemistry, not to mention that I forgot to bring my reference book to school to at least have a sneak peek at this morning. Well, first we had Chemistry paper 2 and I spent most of the time fighting to stay awake. I kept taking very short naps while covering my face with my test paper pretending to look as if I'm writing stuff down so the teacher wouldn't notice. Finally I couldn't take it any longer and I let myself fall into a peaceful and satisfying sleep of not more than half an hour because after that the bell rang. What's worse is that I only knew how to answer the first question out of the whole paper so most of it was left empty or filled with my own random answers. Which means that I'm 100% failing chemistry again!!!

The last paper of the day was sweet ol' Chemistry again and I managed to look through some experiments and luckily Paper 3 wasn't that hard. Now it got me wondering, how will I score marks if we didn't get tips for SPM, because I only did well in Paper 3 as the teacher hands us tips before the exams. Ooohhh....this doesn't sound too good.....

Well, some of us like Bong, Sing Kock and I were playing around making faces to pass the time as the time wasn't up yet. I bet if this is the REAL exam, we'll probably get kicked out....

Anyway, I've got some shots of Bong looking "sexy"..hahaha...Teck Ang, you're welcome to grab some of the photos....hehehehe..(smirking maliciously)


I wonder what she's thinking about??? GAY stuff...haha

I might consider adding "paparazzi" to my carreer list....

Well , Bong if you want to kill me, feel free to do so. I don't want to sit for SPM anyways...CIAO!!!!

*This blog is uber lame so viewers' discretion are advisable.

Hello again!!! Yup, today is the first day of the last time we'll be having exams in school(SPM is not included.) The thought of this is a little heartbreaking because our days of hanging out together of 6 hours- almost everyday-fooling around is gonna end soon......Wawa...I hope I don't cry on graduation day, which I think would amuse Bong Bong a lot....So mean!!!

Come to think of it, I'm going to share my thoughts everyday until this percubaan zon exam ends...

So, today we had EST aka Eat,Sleep,Talk otherwise known to those who prefers vulgarity Eat Shit Time....One thing about EST that I freaking hate is I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT WANTS!!!!! Especially the information transfer...The questions are all very ambiguous and what's more it is strictly marked. Tell you what, I got a nice ol' "0" for that stupid section in the last exam which is merely 2 or 3 weeks ago.

After that, we had Biology Paper 1 which I think Angelina Jolie will score super high marks in it considering that she is very skillful with her guns....I didn't even had a chance to get intimate with my Bio reference book so what I did was just cincai TEMBAK nia....While everyone was busy fumbling about with their BIO reference book, I was fooling around and slacking off again. I even captured a video.......(sigh...when will I stop messing about...??)







If you can't hear what I was jibber-jabbering about, then here you go..What I roughly said was...

Jiak Ba Bo Su Jo de Elyssa: Hello everyone. While everybody is busy studying, I'm here slacking
off and talkin to a camera. And I'm trying to do this. (picks up her Add. Maths book and looking at Sing Kock who came over)

Sing Kock: You're really concern about your Add. Maths hoh???

Jiak Ba Bo Su Jo de Elyssa: Yeah, of course!!! I FAILED remember????

Sing Kock: Oh, never mind la. Anyway, JIA YOU!!!(which means work harder)

Jiak Ba Bo Su Jo de Elyssa: Ok..(looking at the camera again)..So boys and girls, do not slack off and talk to a camera like ME!!! BYE!!! haha

So, I wish everyone all the best in the exams!!! GANBATE!!!

Anyway, I'm so wuliao right?????????????????????? Oh..no...Chemistry tomorrow and I'm busy blogging about nonsense....DIE.....