Boredom in Summer

*This blog contains weird stuff so reader's discretion is advisable.

I haven't been updating my blog for a while now and besides I'm lazy to report or go on a monologue here so...Imma do a tag..Well, "thank you", Gloria!

1. Each player of this game starts off with 15 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.
2. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly.
3. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.
4. No tags back!!

1. I like to talk to myself...and I mean OUT LOUD. Sometimes, I also pretend that someone is listening or chatting with me. And sometimes I talk to non-living objects. No, I don't have Imaginary Friend Syndrome and besides that is a little creepy...Sometimes I would go...

*After staring at the chemistry book for hours......

Elyssa: Why do you have to be so mean?!!!!
Chemistry Book:..........................
Elyssa: I hate you! You stupid thing!!!
Chemistry Book:.................................................
Elyssa: Stupid!!! I hate you!!!
Chemistry Book:........................................................................

2.There was one time I drank 20 glasses of water in a day..haha..What?? It's not weird?? Or would you rather I say that I drank 20 glasses NON-STOP???? Gosh, you're sadistic!!!

3.I . TASTED. POOP. BEFORE . There, I said it!!! I'm like SO embarassed!!!! Haha...So, you wanna know what happened??? Well, I was around 5 or 6 that time with my sister who's 3 years younger than me. We're both at our baby sitter's house. Audrey being small, was placed in a huge "basket" so she wouldn't crawl away. I was just sitting next to her enjoying some sour plums that my baby sitter gave me... I reached for what I thought was another sour plum and popped it into my mouth. The sour plum tasted weird and I look around and noticed that there were a few "sour plums" beside my innocent looking sister then I realised...SHE POOPED!!!!
Then, I quickly dashed to the sink and rinsed my mouth...Thank goodness that I didn't bit into it or swallowed it....So, in a way when people say "jiak sai" to me, I can say confidently " No big deal! I tasted it before.." And that may surely draw up some amusing dumbfounded looks....wakaka

4.I used to play with bugs when I was a kid. Bugs like crickets and sago worms. Well for those who don't have a clue what a sago worm looks like, you should just tag along with your parents the next time they go to the market...And why do people sell sago worms at the market? This is because they are supposed to end up in your tummy later after you give them a good deep fry!!! HAHA..Well, personally I don't feel like popping them into my mouth like my dad but what I used to do with them is bathing them, drying them up and then powdering them like babies with talcum powder......Ahhhh, I guess I have the potential to become one of the world's first insect nanny. So, if you have any fanatic insect crazed friends, do introduce me to them.

5.I would love to rob a BAKERY!!! Seriously. Every time I stepped into a bakery, the aroma of the freshly baked cakes and buns would just overpower me. I feel like shoving every piece of cake I see into my big mouth....Ooppss....I sound like a pig...HAHA....So, the next time you read about a bakery heist in the papers, you would have no problem figuring out who the mastermind was......

6.I admire Paris Hilton!!! *your head slams into the keyboard as you can't believe what I just said...* Well, she's not exactly some horny bimbo who just know how to party and make "special" tapes, but she's quite enterprising and independent because I heard that she stopped using her parents money when she turned eighteen. You might at least give her some credit for making some effort for trying out modelling, singing and acting instead of just sucking dry her parents bank account. For all I know, she might just be pretending to act dumb....

7.I enjoy having someone to cut my toe nails for me. I don't know why but it feels good. Maybe, I'm just to lazy to reach all the way to even touch my toes or maybe there's too much flab on my tummy that hurts when I bend??? I used to have my sister cut them for me but nowadays she refused to give me her wonderful service...sigh...I guess I should try growing them out so I can have a shot to break a GUINNESS WORLD RECORD for having the LONGEST toe nails.

8.I would like to be the first Malaysian female to pick up trash on a garbage truck!!! Hahaha...I think it's SUPER cool!!! And I get to ride hanging on the back on the truck.

9.Since I got broadband, I had got addicted to YOU TUBE!!! I can't live without it!!!

10.I used to think that we can lie and sleep on clouds. This is because I used to watch Care Bears when I was a kid. Yup..the bears made the clouds look all soft and comfy.

11.When I was a kid and everyone was watching Power Rangers, I pretended that I was the Pink Ranger.

12.I think I was supposed to be born a boy but somehow my female hormones exceeds my male hormones by 0.0001%, BOOM!!! I was born a girl. And why do I think that way??? Because I have Crayon Shin Chan eyebrows, a mustache, and hairy legs like an orang utan. Not to mention that my shoulders are so broad that it can serve as a dining table.

13.I would love to play in the rain without getting scold by my mom.

14.I wish I was as pretty as any Thailand transexual.......~sigh

15.I'm random and weird.

I tag:
Anybody who wants to do this tag....lazy to list names out....